when i die please promise me youll carve the end of the seinfeld creepypasta on my tombstone
if you need it done you should get it planned on your account at MYSENDOFF.COM!!!
I’m not going to have a single song played at my funeral, instead I’m going to have Philip Glass with his orchestra perform the score to Notes on A Scandal throughout the entire day to give all my surviving relatives the uneasy sense of constant dread that I’m not over I WILL NEVER BE OVER
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Gravestone of Elijah Bond, who patented the Ouija Board.
Greenmount Cemetery, Baltimore
Coffin Cigarette Box, 1965 (via Modern Mechanix)
Still you live
You go on
#thingsatmyfuneral A screening of The Room
Don’t let your funeral TEAR PEOPLE APART!!!
Plan it today at mysendoff.com
Really putting the FUN in FUNERAL :~)