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beesmygod:

when i die please promise me youll carve the end of the seinfeld creepypasta on my tombstone

if you need it done you should get it planned on your account at MYSENDOFF.COM!!!

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crocobaby:

I’m not going to have a single song played at my funeral, instead I’m going to have Philip Glass with his orchestra perform the score to Notes on A Scandal throughout the entire day to give all my surviving relatives the uneasy sense of constant dread that I’m not over I WILL NEVER BE OVER

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(via thechosenjuan)

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volunruud:

#thingsatmyfuneral A screening of The Room

Don’t let your funeral TEAR PEOPLE APART!!!

Plan it today at mysendoff.com